Thursday 31 October 2013

Knight in shining silk panties,

I decide to offer to fly out and rescue her again. I wonder if she will continue to ignore my offer?



Good morning Sandra

Did you not get my last email? I suggested that I book a flight and come to Senegal to the camp to rescue you! This way I can get you out of those awful conditions and together we can make arrangements for you to get your fathers money.

It just seems to make much more sense my dear. I cannot bear to think of you festering in that hell hole for another moment. I want to rescue you, be your knight in shining silky panties and take you away from this nightmare.

Please email me back as soon as possible Sandra with the address of the refugee camp you are detained in so I can make arrangements to come to you as soon as possible.

Sandra, I am in love with you and want what is best for you. I need to be with you and make sure you are safe and well.

Please get back in touch as soon as possible and tell me what you think.

All my love

Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ungrateful cow!

So, I offer to fly to Senegal to rescue Sandra from her terrible ordeal but she doesn't even mention it! This email has to be one of the worst ever sent. It's absolutely dreadful and she doesn't even use my name. Ungrateful cow!!





Dear
you can as well use this latter and fell it with your information and send this latter to the lawyer, for him to help us and prepare the two 2 remaining document, power of attorney and sworn affidavit of oath, which the bank requested, fill it as form then send to him, his email address is below,
Dear, Advocate,
I,Mr. ..............................a permanent resident of ............. .........I'm a foreign partner/trustee to Miss Snadra E Edgard, please I want your service to prepare me a (Power of Attorney and a Sworn Affidavit of Oath). from federal high court in Dakar Senegal that will enable me to help her transfer the money from standard bank of London to my account in my country before her arrival. Expecting an early reply, with regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr...........................................

Phone number ................
Dr
Bar Gabriel Nelson.
E-mail address,
(drgabrielnelson@gmail.com) or (drgabrielnelson@hotmail.com)
Office telephone number: (+221-77-80-22-0-77)

I'll come and rescue you.

I decide to ignore Sandra's wish for me to contact her lawyer and suggest I  get a flight over to Senegal and come and rescue her. I also have a pile of ironing waiting for her!




My darling Sandra

Many thanks for your message.

I do thank about you all the time in that awful camp. It really must be terrible for you there. I don't know how you survive. Sandra, I am so very worried about you. The conditions must be dreadful.

I read your message and am so glad that the Holy Reverend can help us find a lawyer.

I have been giving your /our situation a lot of thought. I think what could make this whole situation much easier for both of us would be for me to come over to Senegal. I could book into a hotel, come and fetch you from the camp and then go to visit the lawyer with you. In fact, if you were with me, that would dispense with the need for a lawyer at all. We could both come back to England, bringing your fathers death certificate and statement of account with us and sort it all out over here. I think that makes much more sense Sandra my darling.

Another reason for this is that I cannot wait a moment longer to meet you. I want you in my arms and in my  bed as soon as possible. Plus I have a veritable mountain of ironing that needs tackling and I am sure you could easily manage to do that for me.

So Sandra, what do you think to that idea? Can you please send me the full address of the refugee camp you are in so I can  start to make arrangements, book flights etc.

I feel very excited now at the prospect of meeting and saving you from from  your terrible life.

Please write back soon.

All my love

Hugh xxxxxxxxxxx

Monday 28 October 2013

I need a lawyer.

Sandra told the reverend at the refugee camp all about our predicament and guess what? He knows a lawyer who can help us get the paperwork,. Isn't that a stroke of luck? She also urges me to think about her in those conditions in the refugee camp. Poor love!






Dearest Love,
How are you doing today?i hope you are very sound in good health. i want to use this opportunity to thank you for every effort you are making to help me transfer/secure my late fathers money to your position pending my arrival to meet with you in your country. i want you to promise me that you will not disappoint me and myself i am promising you that i will never disappoint you as well. i read your mail and the mail you received from the bank and i am very happy that they permit you as my trustee.

Darling,i have seen the documents the bank required from us but darling what are we going to do about it. i have the statement of account and the death certificate of my late father here with me. i thought it will be the only document the bank will need from us but since they need a power of attorney and a sworn affidavit of oath from the federal high court here in Senegal.

l told our reverend about it and he gave me the contact information of this lawyer below,

Dr Bar Gabriel Nelson.
E-mail address,
(barnelsonlawchambers@gmail.com) or (nelsonlawchambers@hotmail.com)
Office telephone number: (+221-77-80-22-0-77)

He is a registered member in Senegalese Bar Association who will help us to prepare the remaining two documents, (a power of attorney and sworn affidavit of oath). please darling i will like you to contact him through email and phone today,tell him that you are my foreign partner/trustee and you want his service to prepare you a Power of Attorney and a sworn Affidavit of oath from federal high court here in Dakar Senegal that will enable you to transfer the money from Standard Bank of London to your account in your country.

Please darling try everything within your power to contact Barrister Nelson today for the preparation of the Power of Attorney, On contacting him i will like you to send to him your information like your Name,Address,Phone number and other information about you so that it will enable him to get this documents fast in the federal high court over here as you are my representative/trustee because your information and mine will appear in the power of attorney.
Please try and let me know as soon as you send an email to the lawyer today, so that i can go to his office and sign the power of attorney for the bank to transfer the money in your account immediately. i will like you to get the money transferred to your account and from it you can send some money for me to prepare my documents to come over there to meet with you over there in your country. it will be my pleasure to come over there to continue my education,i am so happy that the bank permit you to be my trustee in this transfer.

Have a wonderful day and think more about me and my condition here in the refugee camp so that you let the lawyer know that this power of attorney and affidavit of oath is very urgent so that he can be fast in preparing the two documents for us. i will kindly stop here with every hope that the lawyer will prepare these documents.
yours forever,
Sandra.

FROM THE DISK OF MR KEITH THOMPSON,‏

I got a reply from the DISK of Mr Keith Thompson (how stupid do they really think I am??) I will spare you the flashing GIF this time. 



For your Kindly attention,

Mr.
Jorgan,

I wish to write to you on behalf of board of directors Standard Bank of London,  in receipt of your question and i wish to bring to your notice that my office will not disclose further information of late Dr. Col Maxwell Egard's account until you provide to us the earlier mentioned documents requested by our transfer department.
So therefor Mr.
Jorgan, we hereby advising you to contact your partner Miss Sandra .E. Edgard and ask her of the document and as well seek for an assistance of what so ever,
We are sorry for any inconveniences we might have cause you but you have to understand that this bank is working in accordance to the rules and regulations binding the banking sectors here in the United Kingdom therefore we advised you to acknowledge the following requirements to ensure a smooth conclusion of this transaction and you are hereby advised to adhere hitherto.
Please do not hesitate to contact us if you require any further information(s).

We promise to give our customers the best of our services. Should you have any question(s), please contact our foreign transfer officer.
Thanks for your understandings.
Mr Keith Thompson.
(Transfer Department Manager)

 
 




 So, I emailed Sandra again asking how to get the paperwork.




Dear Sandra

How are you doing? I hope you are well and happy today my love. Thank you for your lovely message. It warmed my heart.

I contacted the bank as you asked but they require the following:

1. A POWER OF ATTORNEY PERMITTING YOU TO CLAIM AND TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ON HER BEHALF. THIS POWER OF ATTORNEY MUST BE ENDORSED BY A SENEGALESE RESIDENT LAWYER TO ENABLE HER SIGN THE DOCUMENT.
 

2. A COPY OF STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT CERTIFICATE ISSUED TO LATE DR COL MAXWELL EDGARD BY OUR BANK.

 

3. A COPY OF DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE DR COL MAXWELL EDGARD ISSUED BY THE HOSPITAL THAT CONFIRMED THE DEATH.


4. A SWORN AFFIDAVIT OF OATH FROM A FEDERAL HIGH COURT


5. YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION WHERE YOU WILL LIKE OUR BANK TO TRANSFER THE MONEY.



Obviously I don't have any of these so I need your help. How do I go about getting these documents?

Please write back soon my love,

Regards

Hugh x x x x x


Don't analyze!

Obviously I have no idea how I am meant to get hold of the necessary paperwork for the bank so I reply and ask.



Dear Mr Thompson

Thank you for your reply. Could you please inform me as to how I obtain the necessary paperwork to enable this transaction to go forward? I have no idea how to get the certificates or affidavits you require.

I look forward to hearing from you again soon,

Regards

Hugh Jorgan







 

In the mean time, Sandra sends me this, a classic cut and paste!






Hello my love how are you doing today? and how was your night? if so my love i give glory to God, my love i am from good home and my mom his giving me all at take’s to be with a man or husband i will be there to do all that is needed of me and make you happy all the days of our life’s, love is all about this.

He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can.

He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze.

Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him or her when he’s or her is not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for me and that is you my love i love you with all my heart. My love please as you know my condition is bed over here please i will love you to contact the bank with this.

My Dearest,

You can copy the below letter i composed for easier explanation. and send it directly to the bank via email. as i told you i have already introduced you to the bank as my trustee/partner and they are waiting to hear from you.

Hello MR. Keith Thompson!

I am, Mr.......... , permanent resident of ............, i wants to put forth the following few lines for your kind favor and quick necessary action that Miss Sandra E Edgard who is now living in Dakar Senegal in a refugee status and i am her foreign partner who she told you about, i will stand on her behalf that she is the only next of kin to her late father Dr. Col Maxwell Edgard who has an account in your bank where he had deposited some
amount of money for her beloved daughter.

i want to know the possibility of assisting her to transfer the deposited amount of which she is the next of kin, to my account in my country. Please treat as very urgent, and do not hesitate to get back to me with your requirements for granting this applications, and execution of the attendant remittance instruction.

Information about the deposit are as follows.
Name of depositor:. . .Dr. Col Maxwell Edgard
Next of kin:. . . . . . . . Miss Sandra E Edgard
Swift Code:. . . . . . . . 0428,
Amount deposited:. . .. $5.7 Million Dollars
Account Number:. . . . BLB74510893346/QB/91/B.
TRANSFER MANAGER: MR. Keith Thompson
Expecting an urgent reply,
with regards,Yoursfaithfully,........................

Email contact address: (standadbankplc@aol.co.uk)or

(standardtransferservice@accountant.com)

Welcome!

Mr Keith Thompson from The Standard Bank of London has replied. I really love the terrible, pixelated, flashing GIF that they use for their bank's header! It's so professional.
 Apparently, I need to obtain a certain amount of paperwork which no doubt will all cost money. There's a surprise.





                          TO
STANDARD BANK PLC



 
FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION
 
SIR,
 
I HAVE BEEN DIRECTED BY THE DIRECTORS OF FOREIGN OPERATION/WIRE TRANSFER OF STANDARD BANK OF LONDON IN RESPECT OF THE MAIL WE RECEIVED FROM 
MISS
SANDRA .E. EDGARD TO CONTACT YOU AS HER FOREIGN PARTNER.   

ACTUALLY THE YOUNG LADY (MISS SANDRA .E. EDGARD) HAS TOLD US ABOUT YOU, THAT SHE WISHES YOU TO BE HER TRUSTEE/REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE CLAIM OF HER LATE FATHER DEPOSIT IN OUR BANK. LATE DR COL MAXWELL EDGARD IS OUR CUSTOMER WITH THE DEPOSIT AMOUNT OF FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS($5.700,000.00) DEPOSITED IN OUR BANK.
 
HENCE YOU HAVE BEEN REALLY APPOINTED AS A TRUSTEE TO REPRESENT THE NEXT OF KIN, HOWEVER BEFORE OUR BANK WILL TRANSACT ANY BUSINESS CONCERNING
THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND WITH YOU, WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO SUBMIT THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS.
 
1. A POWER OF ATTORNEY PERMITTING YOU TO CLAIM AND TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ON HER BEHALF. THIS POWER OF ATTORNEY MUST BE ENDORSED BY A SENEGALESE RESIDENT LAWYER TO ENABLE HER SIGN THE DOCUMENT.
 
2. A COPY OF STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT CERTIFICATE ISSUED TO LATE DR COL MAXWELL EDGARD BY OUR BANK.
 
3. A COPY OF DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE DR COL MAXWELL EDGARD ISSUED BY THE HOSPITAL THAT CONFIRMED THE DEATH.

4. A SWORN AFFIDAVIT OF OATH FROM A FEDERAL HIGH COURT

5. YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION WHERE YOU WILL LIKE OUR BANK TO TRANSFER THE MONEY.
 
NOTE THAT ALL THESE DOCUMENTS ARE COMPULSORY TO SUBMIT TO OUR BANK BEFORE OUR BANK CAN TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT TO PROTECT OUR INTEREST AND ALSO YOURS AFTER THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK
  ACCOUNT.
 
NOTE THAT THESE SHALL ENABLE US MAKE A SMOOTH/QUICK TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOU SUCCESSFULLY,

WE PROMISE TO GIVE ALL OUR CUSTOMERS THE BEST OF OUR SERVICE.
 
SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION(S),PLEASE CONTACT OUR FOREIGN TRANSFER OFFICER MR. KEITH THOMPSON FOR MORE DIRECTIVE ON THIS
TELEPHONE NUMBER
(+447024081220) OR (+447024098001).(+447045797660) YOU CAN ALSO ASK YOUR QUESTION THROUGH
OUR E MAIL ADDRESS GIVEN BELOW
(standadbankplc@aol.co.uk) OR (standardtransferservice@accountant.com)
 
THANKS FOR CONTACTING STANDARD BANK OF LONDON PLC
 
BEST REGARDS
 
MR KEITH THOMPSON.

Standard Bank Plc email Disclaimer and confidentiality note.
 
This e-mail, its attachments and any rights attaching hereto are, unless the content clearly indicates otherwise, the property of Standard Bank plc and its subsidiaries. It is confidential, private and intended for only the addressee.
 
Should you not be the addressee and receive this e-mail by mistake, kindly notify the sender, and delete this e-mail immediately.
Do not disclose or use it in any way. Views and opinions expressed in this e-mail are those of the sender unless clearly stated as those of Standard Bank Plc.
Standard  Bank Plc does not warrant the integrity of this e-mail nor that it is free of viruses, interception or interference.
 
Licensed divisions of the Standard  Bank Plc are authorized financial services providers in terms of the Financial Advisory and  Intermediary Services Act, No 37 of 2002 (FAIS)

Tuesday 22 October 2013

Contacting the bank.

So, I emailed 'The Bank' to get the ball rolling. Amazing that they have an AOL address!! 



Dear Mr Keith Thompson

I am contacting you on behalf of Miss Sandra E Edgard in relation to accessing her late fathers account. She is his sole next of kin and wishes to arrange for the money to be transferred to myself as her legal representative in the UK.

The account number is BLB74510893346/QB/91/B.

Could you please send more details of how we begin this procedure?

Many thanks.

Yours sincerely,

Hugh Jorgan

Come live with me.

After Sandra's lovely message I thought I would reply and let her know I would contact the bank to arrange for transfer of the money. I also suggest jumping on a plane to come and rescue her. It will be interesting to see how she reacts to that idea.





Good morning Sandra

Thank you for your lovely message, It's put my heart at ease knowing that you accept me just as I am.

Anyway my dear, what do you have planned for today? I have to send out some orders and then I will email the bank for you. I do wonder though if it might just be easier for me to jump on a plane over to where you are and come and rescue you from that god awful place. Give that some thought please as it would be easy enough for me to do. I have the money for flights so it's not a problem. You could then come and live with me.  As I am so busy, I have been considering employing someone to cook and clean for me for a while.  If you came to live with me then you could do it all for me and I wouldn't even have to pay you! How wonderful would that be? I have always fancied having a live in maid, someone to do the dishes and fulfil my wishes if you know what I mean!! Ohh that even rhymes!

Right Sandra, I had better get contacting the bank or we will never get that money for you will we?

Have a good day and remember that I love you.

All my love

Hugh x x x x x x x x

Monday 21 October 2013

I gave her a massage?

Most scammers send the same messages (or massages in this case) to  lots of people. They are cut and paste ones that will be used over and over by lots of different scammers.You can tell them anything you like and they either don't bother reading it or don't understand what on earth you are on about. Their replies are always very non specific and they rarely answer questions or make reference to what you tell them. You have to be very pushy to get a proper response from them. Anyway, she doesn't care that Hugh is a tranny. Woo hoo! I stll don't remember giving her a massage though.





Hello dear
how are you doing today? Hope you have a wonderful night, thanks for the massage it is really my pleasure reading from you. I love music and animal’s mostly slow and romantic music.
My dear the loss of a lover, whether because they have passed on or for any other reason is a heartbreaking experience. Some never fully recover. There might always be a small place in your heart that holds the pain of this experience. This is natural and fine. Even when you find another person to love, it is OK to hold a place for the lover that has passed. You shared something profound together. The previous relationship that you had is not like your new relationship. Every relationship is unique and should be allowed a place in your heart. My love dressing like a woman does not matter in me loving you since i know you are a man and that is what you do for living and business, so my dressing am woman will not stop me from loving you, for me I believe life is all about happy, and one have to do anything that will make he or she gets happy every day, once again thinks for massage I love you.
From Sandra

Sunday 20 October 2013

Hugh's dark secret.

It's time to tell Sandra my deepest, darkest secret. I am a transvestite! Hugh runs his own business, Man Summers, a specialist on-line shop selling everything the modern cross dresser could ever need. The name Man Summers came from a conversation between me and my lovely Al so I can't take the credit for that one. I just pinched it and expanded it! Enjoy and don't forget to submit your orders!!



Dearest Sandra

Many thanks for your email. I was more than a little upset that you showed no sympathy to me about the unfortunate loss of my wife. I expected you to at least make reference to it in your email but you didn't. I do hope you will be a little more free with your emotions as we get to know each other better. I am a passionate man, honest and open and expect the same from you dear.

So, how are things in the camp today? I hope you are having an ok day and finding things to do to keep you amused.

I have been working very hard today. As I mentioned, I run my own business and have been working on updating our website.

I think this is probably the appropriate time to tell you something very important about myself. It may come as a bit of a shock to you but I do feel honesty is vitally important in any relationship. If you can understand and accept what I tell you next, then I will know you are the woman for me. Maybe you should sit down.

My darling Sandra, I am a transvestite. I am a man who likes to spend some of his time dressed in women's clothing. I just can't get enough of it. It doesn't change who I am. I am still Hugh Jorgan, the man who is falling in love with you. There, I said it! I think I am falling in love with you Sandra.

I do hope what I have told you doesn't change anything. Please email me back and let me know how you feel about what I have told you. Obviously if our relationship is going to work and I am going to help you with the money issues then I need to know I can trust you. As soon as I hear back from you and know that you still want to be with me then I will email the bank and get the whole process started. I cannot even contemplate helping you until I know how you feel about me and my cross dressing. Please tell me how you feel about it Sandra, it is very important. Can you still love a man who dresses like a woman?

If you are interested in having a look at my business website then please take a look here:


http://mansummers.webs.com/



My business is called Man Summers and we sell clothes and accessories for men who like to dress as women. Maybe one day we can run it together!

Sandra my love, I have to go now. Please  email me back asap so I know everything is going to be OK between us.

All my love

Hugh xxxxxxx

Standard Bank of London

Well Sandra showed absolutely no sympathy for the loss of my dear wife. She didn't even mention it. How rude! I think I will have to take her to task over that. She now wants me to email the Standard Bank of London (which funnily enough is an African Bank) Now let's have a look at this. The first email contact is standad, not standard and is an AOL address. Because of course, all banks use AOL for their business emails!! A quick search of both phone numbers show they are linked to scammers. I think I will have to email this Mr Keith Thompson and see what he has to say.




Hello my beloved,
How are you and how is your health ? with hope that every thing is ok with you, especially health wise which is very important to me because you mean a lot to me. God will bless and reward you for every effort you are making to see me out from this horrible prison called refugee camp where i am living today as a result of the untimely death of my parents (may their gentle souls rest in peace)
Darling, please i have trusted you with all my heart and my hope i have putting in you i believe with you by my side things will work out the way i plan it. please help me out of this place so that i will start a new live with you over there in your country,
Darling, i am suffering over here as i am talking to you right now i have not eaten anything since yesterday and i don't have anything to by something to eat. Darling, i really want to come out of this place and join you over there to start up a new life you,

Honey, i have just sent an introductory letter to the bank of London introducing you as my foreign partner who will assist me in the claim of my money due to my refugee status here in Senegal.
Dear, as i told you i have informed the bank about my plans to claim this money, you will have 20% of the total money after helping me in this regards and you will help me manage/invest the money in any business that will benefit our future.

Here is the contact of the bank and i will like you to send them email immediately and let me know whenever they reply your mail because your love is suffering here and wants to leave here very soon for the continuation of my studies while you invest the money in any good business of your choice.
______________________________

STANDARD BANK OF LONDON PLC
Tel + 44-70-24-08-12-20
Tel + 44-70-24-09-80-01
EMAIL: (standadbankplc@aol.co.uk)
EMAIL: (standardtransferservice@accountant.com)
Contact Person. MR. Keith Thompson (Director Foreign Remittance Department)
__________________________

Information about the deposit are as follows.
Name of depositor:. . . Dr. Col Maxwell Edgard
Next of kin:. . . . . . . . Miss Sandra E Edgard
Swift Code:. . . . . . . . 0428,
Amount deposited:. . .. $5.7 Million Dollars
Account Number:. . . . BLB74510893346/QB/91/B.

Darling, please Contact them now on how to transfer the $5.7 million Dollars deposited by my late Father of which i am the next of kin. Like i said earlier, I have mapped out 15% for your assistance and 5% for any expenses that might come up in this transfer. My dear, i am glad that God has brought you to see me out from this situation and i promise to be kind and will equally need you in every area of my life plus investing this money since i am still too young to manage this amount of money. As i told you before, this camp is just like a prison and my prayers are to move out from here as soon as possible.
i will be waiting for your response with every hope that you will send an email to the bank today. Thanks and be blessed,
yours lovely,
Sandra E.

Thursday 17 October 2013

Youth In Asia

After Sandra's last email and her plea for me to help her get her hands on her late fathers millions, I thought I should reply. I decided to completely ignore everything she said about the money and tell her about my dead wife instead. Heads up to Symon for the Youth in Asia pun! I wish I could take the credit for that one but I can't! It was far too good not to use :)





Hello Sandra

Thank you very much for your email. It does sound like you are having a horrible time in the refugee camp. My heart bleeds for you my dear, it really does. I am a man of mean with my own business so I will do everything I can to assist you and make life better and more comfortable for you. I am so glad you have a friend in Reverend Daniel Peter. He sounds like a good man. We really must look at some way of getting you out of there.

Anyway my dear, if we are to look towards developing a relationship together, one that is of mutual benefit, we really do need to know more about each other. As humans, we are complex beings and it is of utmost importance that we are honest and open with each other about everything.

As I told you, my wife died 5 years ago in a tragic accident. We were teenage sweethearts and barely spent a day apart. She understood all my strange quirks and differences but loved me all the same. We both had a keen interest in charitable work and together we set up a charity for wayward teenagers in Thailand called Youth In Asia. The aim of the charity was to help get these naughty, naughty children back on the straight and narrow by offering them opportunities to turn their lives around. This involved counselling, group activities and voluntary work. If all this failed and they continued to get into trouble and  break the law then at the request of the authorities, we used the funds the send them to Dignitas.

We had been working with this one particular girl who was a persistent offender. She got up to all sorts, burglaries, muggings, assaults, you name it, she'd done it. She was a complete nightmare! We had tried everything to help her but she had no intention of mending her ways. The courts put an order in place and she was to sent to Dignitas. My darling wife Susan was to accompany the girl to ensure that everything went smoothly. The journey there went without a hitch and they arrived at Dignitas at the planned time. Sue took the young girl to the waiting room and went to get her booked in.  They were then showed to a room and told to make themselves comfortable as there was a bit of a wait due to high numbers of people booked in that day. It had been quite a long and tiring journey so Sue laid on the bed and must have fallen asleep. Now we can only guess as to what happened next as there is no real way of knowing.

The first I knew that anything was amiss was a phone call in broken English with a heavy German accent enquiring if I was the husband of Susan Jorgan. I replied that I was and asked if there was a problem. What she said next came as a complete shock to me. Apparently, Susan had woken up and paid a visit to the little girls room to freshen up a bit after her nap. Whilst she was in the bathroom, the doctor had come in with a glass of water containing the barbiturates with instructions for the teenage girl to lay on the bed and consume the drink all in one go.  He was then suddenly called away to an emergency, leaving the glass on a cabinet next to the bed. Now this is where we can only guess as to what happened next. It looks likely that the girl used her sudden solitude to make a run for it and escape from the building and to freedom. Susan must have returned from the bathroom to an empty room, assuming the girl had gone somewhere with the doctor. Probably feeling thirsty after the journey and subsequent sleep, she must have drunk the glass that looked like pure water but contained the barbiturates. She was found sat in a chair, stone cold dead by the doctor on his return.

Of course they were most apologetic but that doesn't make up for the fact that my beloved Susan was now dead. As for the girl, she was last seen getting arrested for forcing cats to jump on trampolines dressed as the Pope whilst playing tiny pianos. I can't stand animal abuse can you? The charity no longer exists as it was a constant reminder of what I had lost.

So Sandra, I am now all alone. I loved my Susan dearly but it's now time to move on. I want to know all about you, what your hobbies are, what music you like and if you think you could ever love a sad, lonely man like me.

Please write back soon my dear.

Much love


Hugh xx x x x x x

Monday 14 October 2013

have you ever feel cold in the night on your bed alone no hand to hold you?

Wow! She doesn't waste any time does our Sandra. She is straight in for the kill! I have never corresponded with this type of scammer before, one with a massive inheritance from a dead parent who needs me to help get it transferred. Of course, I get my cut for helping and the love of a good woman to boot! The grammar and spelling are pretty atrocious so how anyone could possibly fall for it I will never know. She suggests I add her on Facebook! I checked out her profile and she has 1 friend!!! Please don't add her as I obviously don't want the man behind the scam to get wind of this.



My Dearest one,
How are you doing today? i hope all is well with you over there in your country. dear thank you so much for your kind concern towards me, my day over here in Dakar Senegal is very boring here in this camp, i find it hard to go out because we are not allowed to do so, it is just like one staying in the prison and i hope by God's grace i will come out from here soon.

Dear, like i told you i don't have any relatives all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war, the only person i have now to complain to is Rev. Daniel Peter who is the pastor of the Church of God Mission here in the camp. he has been very good to me since i came in here, he is the one i am using his office computer to send you mails. i am living in the girl's hostel because the camp here has two hostels one for boys and the other for girls.
Dear, as a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing, be it money or whatever because it is against the law of the refugee authority here.
Meanwhile, my dear, life is not easy since I don't have any body here to take care of me. and also i don't have access to further my education,

Dear, please don't be offended if i ask you this questions, have ever been lonely in your life before? have you ever been rejected? have you ever feel love but no one to love? have you ever feel to be in someone's arms to express your passion but no body around you? have you ever feel to kiss but no lips to kiss? have you ever feel cold in the night on your bed alone no hand to hold you? have you ever felt sick in the night no body to care for you, have you ever cry but no body to tell you sorry, have you ever be in agony but no body to sympathize with you, i don't know if you have ever experience such things, darling, this is what i am suffering here in this refugee camp,

my dear, i want you to make me happy, i want you to put smiles on my face, i need my freedom, i am suffering here, no good food here to eat, no good water here to drink, no happiness, no life substance,
Dear, i want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. My beloved, i have a secret i will like to share with you but please promise me that you will keep it to your self only,
When my late father was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin. the amount in question is $5.7( Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars)

My dearest, l will like you to assist me transfer this money from the bank my late father deposited it to your own account in your country, then after the transfer is done you can then help me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to join you over there in your country for a batter life with you and as well for me to further my education which is the most important thing to me while you will invest the money in any business that will benefit our future,

I got in touch with the bank and made them to know about my intentions to withdraw this money, i also got them aware of the death of my father and they have verified it with all their confirmation and verification. However, they advise me to get in touch with a very responsible person who will stand on my behalf as my trustee in regards to withdraw this money. since i am presently in refugee status over here and wouldn't be permitted to handle this amount of money.

I just have to let you know all about me so that you can assist me to achieve my future dream. i kept this secret out of people here in the camp, the only person that knows about it is Reverend Daniel Peter because he is like a father to me. and i told him about you and he permitted me to be receiving phone calls from you through his office telephone number: (+221-786-306-412) and here is his email address is (rev.danielpeter@yahoo.com) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me Miss Sandra E Edgard he will send for me in the girl's hostel and i will come to his office to speak with you.

I will furnish you with all the vital documents covering the deposited fund under the holding bank, only if you can promise me that you are not going to betray me or sit on my inheritance after the money is being transferred to your account in your country. dear please i want you to send me your contact information's in your next mail such as.

1. Your Full Names:.............................
2. Your Address:...............................
3. Your Sex:.................................
4. Your Age...............................
5. Your Marital status:..............
6. Your Occupation.........................
7. Your Direct Phone number:.....................
8. Your Resident City:......................
9. Your Country:.................................
10. Your Email address ...................

I need all your information so that i can use it to send an introductory letter to the bank introducing you as my foreign partner who will assist me in the claim of my money on my behalf to your account. May God bless you, i will send you the bank contact in my next mail so that you will contact the bank for the transfer.
I am waiting for your response soonest.
Yours sincerely
Sandra E.

and dear you can add me on your face book

(Sansea Edgard) this my facebook is

A little more about Hugh

After Sandra's heart wrenching email, how could Hugh not reply? Time to tell Sandra a little more about himself.




My dearest Sandra



Oh my dear, dear girl. Your message made me cry buckets of tears, real, salty, liquid emotion. Tears spilled down my cheeks and onto my silky top, leaving small stains of sorrow wherever they fell.  




What an awful situation you are in. To loose all your family in such a brutal way. Thank goodness for school eh? You get an education and it saved your life. That's a bit of a win win situation don't you think? I am so glad you survived so that our paths could cross and we can bring happiness to each other. 




Let me tell you a bit about myself. I am 45 and live in England. I live alone. I was married but my wife was killed in a terrible accident some 5 years ago. I will tell you more about what happened when we know each other better. It's a very sad tale and I am sure you will offer me some comfort when I tell you. Like you, I am an only child and both my parents are sadly dead. See, we have so much in common already! Death really is universally uniting don't you think?




I live in a small village called Gold, on the banks of the River Showers, also know as Gold-on-Showers. It's a lovely place to live, if a little wet and fragrant at times. I run a successful business and life is good apart from one major thing. The one thing that is missing in my life is the love of a good woman. My heart longs for an honest, decent lady with whom I can share my life. Someone to share the laughs, the tears, the good times and the lingerie. Someone I can come home to at night and tell my innermost secrets to. Someone to share everything with. Maybe that someone is you Sandra? 



I have sent you some photos of myself with this message. I hope you don't find me too unattractive my dear.



Sandra, will you tell me a bit more about yourself please? You are a beautiful woman with an enchanting smile and I wish to know all about you. It's so great that they provide you with laptops and internet access in the refugee camp. Who'd have thought it eh? 



Please write back soon my dear.



Fond regards




Hugh xx



I did attach several photos of David Walliams! She'll never know!!

She's a refugee.

It took a couple of days for Sandra to reply but it was worth the wait. Poor poor Sandra! Her parents were killed whilst she was at school and as she was her parents only 'issue' she is all alone in the world. She now resides in a refugee camp in Senegal. It's amazing that they have internet access there!!!


Here is Sandra's reply.

 


Dear one, 
 
 I am more than happy to read your response to my mail, how do you do? I hope all is well with you? As I said earlier, I really have a good relationship with you and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here. I am writing this letter to you with tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, My name is Miss Sandra E. Edgar, I'm single and I've never been married, I am from Sudan in East Africa, I am 25 years old and 5ft8in height, weight 58 kg. 
 
The only daughter of the late father Dr Maxwell Col. Edgard who is the director general industrial (EDGAR INDUSTRIAL COMPANY LTD) in Khartoum, the capital of the economy of my country (Sudan) My late father was an importer and exporter of many types of businesses and also a very close friend of the former head of state before the rebels attacked our house one morning and killed my mother and father in cold blood. 
 
I escaped death because I was at school when the rebels attacked our house. I was the only issue of my late parents, I have no brother, no sister. As it is now I only problem survivor of my family, because I was not home when the rebel attack, I was in school. So I managed to make my way.
 
Earlier I was living in a refugee camp in Darfur to Chad in July 2007, at a time there was a division and sending some of the refugees due to the overcrowding of people in Chad, i was taken to Senegal in West Africa August 10, 2008, where I am currently residing in the refugee camp N'Dioum. 
 
I am constrained to contact you because of the situation I was in, I suffer pain in this camp and I really need to have someone by my side to encourage me. I'm ready to move out of this country. Meanwhile, my dear, I want to know you, your hobbies and what you are currently doing. My dream is to meet honest, faithful, kind and trustworthy person. I'll tell you more about my family background in my next mail. 
 
Attached here is my picture as promised and I hope to hear from you soon. 
 
 
 Miss Sandra E.

And here are her pictures.
 
 








Introducing Mr Hugh Jorgan

So, Sandra is looking for a good man to get to know. Let me introduce you to Mr Hugh Jorgan.


Hugh's initial message to Sandra.




Dear Sandra

Many thanks for  your message. It was lovely to hear from you.

I am a single man, aged 45 and am looking to form a relationship with a 

lovely lady like yourself.

Sandra, would you please like to tell me a little more about yourself.

I live in England and am a widow. I like rock climbing, live music and sewing. I own my own house and run  quite a successful business. 

What's missing in my life is a woman for me to love and care for. Maybe you 
will be the one!

I really look forward to hearing from you again Sandra.

Fond regards

Hugh 


Let's hope this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

Introducing Sandra

So, it's time for a new blog. My life just feels kind of empty without the joy and hilarity that a scammer brings. I found 'Sandra' on a site for scammers so decided to send her a message. I have never been a man before so all this is new to me.

This is Sandra's initial message.


Hello Dear,
How are you today, i hope every thing is well with you. It is my pleasure to
contact you through this medium for mutual communication. Please i wish you
will have the desire and time for me so that we can get to know each other
better and see what future holds. I will be very happy if you can write me
back for easy communication and to know all about each other including my
pictures. i will be waiting to hear from you soonest.
Your new friend,
Miss Sandra. 


She seems a nice lady so I think I will give it a go.